Hey ... not a problem, yer majesty ... I'm sure all of us here at AB's will be glad to play topless volleyball at yer funeral. I dare say that those out-of-shape chumps in the Top Gun movie will be green with envy and the women-folk of Toad Suck will be swooning, but ... some thangs just can't be helped, don'tcha know.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence