Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cows: National Park Service Reminds You Not to Take Selfies With Bison
http://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/04/12/national-parks-service-n2394940
Sometimes, a government-run account can be hilarious.
Such is the case with the National Park Service, which wins the day with this friendly reminder on living life to the fullest:
National Park Service (@NatlParkService) ~ Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.
Solid advice.
National Park Service (@NatlParkService) ~ Think it over. Remember to treat wildlife with proper caution and respect. No one likes an unflattering selfie.
Oh yeah ... sorta like dat one at The Sugar Bowl on January 1, 2019.
Dr Katherine McNeil (@adhd_teacher) ~ Ah, fluffy cow petting season is right around the corner.
Yes it is.
jhawk4life (@jhawk4life) ~
Snarksalot (@BitchesBane) ~ Go ahead. Pet the murder cows. Let your kid ride the moose. Take a selfie with that cute little baby bear. From all of us here at EMS, we appreciate your business.
James Hollingshead (@bladesjester) ~ Fluffy cow petting season ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence