Problem is, even the Democrat-toe-sucking, supposed "fact checking" website, Snopes, found this delusional fantasy of Brandon's to be total, unadulterated bullsh!t.
Biden Tells Steelworkers His ‘Eaten by Cannibals’ Story (Again)
http://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/04/17/biden-tells-steelworkers-his-cannibals-story-again-n2395211
President Joe Biden lies so much that even the New York Times thought they had to cover it, although they just named him "Storyteller-in-Chief" and said that he spun yarns that didn't always pan out. Biden was campaigning in Pennsylvania Wednesday and once again revived the debunked hit piece in The Atlantic that claimed President Donald Trump refused to visit the graves of fallen servicemembers because they were "suckers and losers." Dozens of people who were there refuted the story, but Biden keeps telling it anyway.
The New York Slimes call him "Storyteller-in-Chief" whose "yarns don't always pan out" because Joe Biden is a bald-faced LIAR ... he lies all the time ... and the lamestream media has not a care in the world about it ... because he has a "D" behind his name.
Why did this come up? Because it reminded Biden of the time his "Uncle Bosey" was shot down over New Guinea. They found the plane, but they never found his body — most likely because the area was populated by cannibals who ate him.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1780632075185299595
He told the story on his way from his Puerto Rican hometown of Scranton (where he drew a huge crowd) to Pittsburgh to meet with the United Steelworkers, who also got to hear the story:
RNC Research (@RNCResearch) ~ Biden, for the third time in less than 24 hours, tells the dubious story about his "Uncle Bosey" and "a lot of cannibals" in New Guinea before repeating the debunked "suckers and losers" hoax.
He also claims D-Day was on a Sunday (it was on a Tuesday).
HE IS NOT WELL.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1780673118572285956
Here's a photo of Brandon's "huge crowd" ...
Greg Price (@greg_price11) ~ You gotta love how one reporter claimed from anonymous sources that Trump called them suckers and losers, every witness in the story said it wasn't true, but now they treat it as fact.
If we remember correctly, about 22 people who were present went on record to deny the "suckers and losers" story.
Yeah, well ... Democrats are YUGE fans of Joseph Goebbels (Nazi Reich Minister of Propaganda) who instructed ~ "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
But back to this business of cannibals:
Zach Parkinson (@AZachParkinson) ~ Unsurprisingly, Biden has made up most of this war story. Lt. Ambrose Finnegan was a ground crew member and ordinance officer, not a reconnaissance pilot. In 1944, Finnegan was the passenger of an A-20 (a twin-engine, not single-engine plane) that ditched, it wasn't shot down. The flight went down over the Bismarck Sea, not "in an area where there were a lot of cannibals."
Many on X/Twitter did have a lot of fun with it, however ...
ʞɹıɯ𝕊 (@FoundersGirl) ~ Joe's uncle died feeding the hungry. #RIPUncleBosey
Heh.
TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) ~ Previously unknown picture of Uncle Bosey released. #RIPUncleBosey
Heh heh.
#Nats Fan Carla (@LibertyBelleCJL) ~ Sorry Uncle Bosey, need to tenderize you a little first. #RIPUncleBosey
Heh heh heh.
Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) ~ Popular Irish dishes in Papua New Guinea include:
- Bosey and Mash
- Shepherd’s Thigh
- Corned Bosey
- Bread Pudding Brain
- Bosxty
#RIPUncleBosey
Heh heh heh heh.
Mark The Shark (@MRaff57) ~ I heard he was served with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
#RIPUncleBosey
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Lizzy Lou Who (@_wintergirl93) ~ #RIPUncleBosey
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) ~ There are reports that Uncle Bosey choked on a piece of Corn Pop. #RIPUncleBosey
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
#RIPUncleBosey: Biden's 'Uncle Bosey' Being Eaten by Cannibals Lie Inspires Hilarious Hashtag
http://twitchy.com/artistangie/2024/04/18/biden-canibal-uncle-bosey-inspires-hashtag-ripunclebosey-n2395254
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence