NOT BEER! NO! EPIC Thread Using Mainstream Media Headlines to List Racist Foods Funniest Damn Thing EVER
http://twitchy.com/samj/2024/04/21/racist-food-thread-n2395345
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For years now, we've joked about how if everything is racist then nothing is and yet our pals on the Left keep pushing more and more insanity around racism. Granted, they are far more interested in calling women bigots for not wanting men in their bathrooms, but racism is still one of their go-tos.
And that makes this lengthy thread about racist foods even funnier.
Turns out a lot of food is racist.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Racist food ... 🧵
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Candy
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Fish
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Yams
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Chicken
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Meat
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ BBQ
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Soft drinks
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Eggs Benedict and bottomless mimosas come with colonization.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Cheese is racist.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Coffee is racist.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Ketchup that isn't free is racist.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Salmon. Salmon is racist.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Peaches are racist.
Georgia Peaches are RACIST???!!! Say it ain't so, ribit!
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Milk is racist.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Cupcakes are racist.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Salads are racist.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ White people's potato salad is not to be trusted.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Whatever it is white people are eating, it's a problem.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ More cheese is racist.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Thankfully there's also some good news about cheese.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Whole book on how beer is white and racist.
Not BEER!!! It's the mother's milk of 'Merica, don'tcha know!
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Wine is racist.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ The case against bourbon.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Ice cream's fraught, racist history.
Oooh, don't tell Presidente Puddin' Pop and Nancy Marie Antoinette Piglosi!
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Racial insensitivity behind MSG criticisms.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Chefs reclaiming MSG from racism.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Potato chips are racist.
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ French food is 'expression of white privilege.'
Hmmm ... wasn't the restaurant in Napa Valley where Gov. Hair Gel dined unmasked during the Covid hysteria a French restaurant? Why yes ... yes it was ... the posh "French Laundry"! Oooh, Gavin - you RACIST, you!
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ Bagels are probably OK. They're socialist.
Whew! So, it looks like De's tomatoes are NOT racist ... well ... if ketchup is any indication, anyway ... as long as they are free.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence