http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/04/25/baaaahahahahahaha-sprinklers-give-harvard-protesters-a-much-needed-shower-n2395510
Kassy Akiva (@KassyDillon) ~ Sprinklers went off on the anti-Israel Harvard Gaza encampment this morning.
(Quick fact check: the temperature claim is, of course, false. It was 45 degrees overnight in Boston, not 32.)
You can go ahead and pick your meme to react to this horrifying news. 'That's a shame' works ...
... as does 'Oh no ... anyway' ...
... or 'Yes, yes, very sad.'
In any case, you can guess how sympathetic Twitter was to the plight of the now-sodden pro-Hamas students.
Here are some of the best reactions:
Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D. (@neoavatara) ~ You mean the way the sprinklers turn on every morning?
The Gormogons (@Gormogons) ~ God bless the groundskeepers at Harvard for not altering the sprinkler schedule.
We want to buy those groundskeepers a beer.
Aldous Huxley's Ghostâ„¢ (@AF632) ~ Imagine being dumb enough to camp in a non-waterproof tent where the sprinklers are set to go off every morning.
Well ... this IS Hahvaad, ya know.
How dumb are they? Well, we'll simply take this moment to remind everyone that Harvard admitted -- and matriculated -- David Hogg.
Dr Strangetweet Or How I Learned To Love The RT (@lone_rides) ~ The first bath many of them have had in weeks.
SECRET SQUIRREL (@SecritSqrl) ~ To be fair ... most of the protesters haven't bathed or showered in at least 3 months. Harvard was just trying to promote some personal grooming.
Can you imagine the smell in the 'Liberated Zone for Gaza Solidarity'? The sprinklers were a blessing from God for anyone within half a mile of the stenchy enclave.
PhotographicFloridian (@JackLinFLL) ~ Sprinkler timers are islamophobic.
DAMN YOU, ZIONIST SPRINKLERS!
Bill Smith (@BillSmith445) ~ LOL. Somebody should teach the theater kids how to pitch a tent!
They don't have time for that class. They're too busy studying The Intersectional Race and Gender Ideologies of Harry Potter ... or something (when they DO actually go to class, that is).
MNPoliticalVIkesFan (@VikesRock23) ~ They got their "River to the sea."
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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