http://twitchy.com/aaronwalker/2024/05/11/jk-rowling-celebrates-the-progress-an-openly-transgender-football-manager-represents-as-only-she-can-n2396131
Now, first, we aren’t talking about proper, American football, but the sport civilized countries call soccer. Or as James Taranto called it: ‘Metric football.’
Jokes aside, the English Twitter/X account called simply ‘Pride’ posted this early this morning (Eastern Time):
PRIDE (@prideukorg) ~ Lucy Clark, the world’s first openly transgender referee, has made history by becoming the first trans manager in the top 5 divisions of English women’s football.
The former referee has taken over at Sutton United. FABULOUS!
"FABULOUS," eh?
Woof ... he sure makes for one UGLY chick!
We’re thankful to them for explaining that he was ‘openly transgender.’ We’re pretty sure we never would have grokked that one without their help. *eye roll*
Also, how much choice did he have in deciding to be openly transgender? Did anyone think he could have tricked people into thinking he was an actual woman?
In any case, J.K. Rowling decided to mock them as only she could:
J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) ~ When I was young all the football managers were straight, white, middle-aged blokes, so it's fantastic to see how much things have changed.
Yep, J.K. ... you're absolutely correct - NOTHING has changed ... just a wig and some fake boobs.
HC (@banbadmen) ~ It takes balls to do what this person achieved JK!
Will, Who Cares? (@ThatWillWeirdo) ~ Come now, is that any way to talk about a fan?
One Bad Dude (@OneBadDude_) ~ The mental illness is real.
Rachael Wong (@RachaelWongAus) ~ Pink whistles change everything.
PeachyKeen (@Peachy_K7) ~ Typical AGP, calling himself a lesbian, while guilting soft-minded people into publicly role-playing with him.
This psycho fraud is still dicking his wife, but has deluded himself into believing that HE is a woman and a lesbian.
Mosley’s Ghost (@1nc06nito_) ~ Wouldn’t want to fight “Lucy” ... looks like he has done a life sentence in Dartmoor.
{HM Prison Dartmoor - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HM_Prison_Dartmoor}
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence