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May 1, 2024

'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man

by Babylon Bee


BEAUFORT, SC — Local soon-to-be-deceased man Cade Rollins asked a friend today why on earth he should buy his wife a Mother's Day present when she isn't his mom.

"Our three children can do something for her. She's their mom, not mine," explained Rollins, who now had 23 hours to live. "It would be totally illogical for me to do something."

According to sources, Rollins dutifully drove to a Hallmark store to purchase a card and a modest trinket for his actual mother, Helen. "Aw, is this for your wife?" asked the cashier as she scanned his card. "Uh, of course not. My wife is not my mom," replied Rollins. "Why do people keep asking me this? It's asinine," thought Rollins, who fortunately had his life insurance policy up to date.

Kai Patel, a friend of Mr. Rollins, attempted to explain the situation to no avail. "Look, if it's 'Secretary Day', I wouldn't buy a card for someone else's secretary," explained Rollins calmly. "That would be so dumb. Trust me, my wife is not so irrational."

At publishing time, Patel had sadly bid Rollins a final good-bye and asked if he could have his fishing stuff when he's gone.

http://babylonbee.com/news/why-would-i-get-my-wife-a-mothers-day-gift-shes-not-my-mom-says-dead-man


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A HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all moms
By: micro
in 6TH POPE
Sun, 12 May 24 6:41 PM
Msg. 53099 of 58626

Many of us here have wives who have given birth to our children.. I can't speak for everyone but for those who have a WIFE and children, you have been blessed.

Eve is called the mother of all. Wives are strong and yet have a heart of compassion and love for us even when we are screw ups and undeserving of it.

We derive strength form our wives. You don't believe it?

Try going thru all of life's turmoils by yerself and nobody to listen and console.. You'll change yer tune.

Your wives love you when nobody else wants anything to do with you.. In spite of yourself.

They lovingly go thru nine months of carrying a child that will bare your name and will love that child and provide a safe haven for it all the years the child lives.

WHO else but a Mother can or would be able to do that??

Nobody.. God made women differently than men physically and emotionally. That is why we each fulfill things in the other's lives that we do not have of our own.

I am grateful to the max for Miz Micro. She has nursed me back to health lovingly without grumbling or complaining and patiently got me back on my feet many times now..

Even when she was bone tired. That love is what makes a wife and woman who they are and very special..

If you haven't already, be sure to tell your misses how much you appreciate them and how much you love them.

I know I cannot live without miz micro.. I suspect I am not alone in that regard.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to every WIFE and MOTHER who may read this.. YOU are made SPECIAL by GOD and we men are so THANKFUL for your patience and your love for us in spite of ourselves.

GOD BLESS YOU Mothers and WIVES.. YOU are truly a blessing to us... Thumbs Up Very Happy


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