http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/05/21/jen-psaki-russians-targeted-me-n2396453
In case you haven't noticed, former White House Press Secretary (and current 'journalist') Jen Psaki has a new book to promote. We kind of like her better when she's tucked away at MSNBC where no one has to see or watch her.
But with her book [iSay More: Lessons from Work, the White House, and the World[/i] hitting the shelves earlier this month, she's been making the rounds anywhere that will have her. Her book tour didn't get off to such a stunning start though when she claimed that Joe Biden never looked at his watch during the Abbey Gate ceremony for soldiers who died in his botched Afghanistan withdrawal. This was an obvious lie and she was forced to correct it.
(Author's Note: The best part about that was that, just a week or so earlier, she was laughing at Kristi Noem for not knowing what was in her book, in reference to Noem claiming she had met with Kim Jong Un. Guess Psaki didn't review the contents of her tome too carefully either).
As her botched tour continued after that, Psaki recently sat down with fellow 'journalist' Kara Swisher to discuss all of the 'lessons' she learned. And wait'll you get a load of some of these doozies.
Apparently, the biggest lessons in Psaki's book are to lie as often as you can and sound really dumb whenever possible. Let's take a look:
Eric Abbenante (@EricAbbenante) ~ Jen Psaki claiming 'The Kremlin' targeted her with Russian propaganda:
"I became a prime target of the Kremlin and Vladimir Putin and their propaganda machine.
A lot of it was very gendered. They went after me and made up things that I said.
I'm talking about people who worked in the Kremlin, like the government. Made up a term called 'Psaki-ing.' Which they defined as 'making up something you didn't know.'
Sure Jan, Psaki. 'Russia Russia Russia!'
You developed a reputation for 'making things up' because you consistently *checks notes* made things up during your tenure as Press Secretary.
Liberals live in the accountability free zone where everything is blamed on Russia, Trump, White people, Christianity, or the patriarchy.
Video ~ http://x.com/i/status/1792606165433511967
No, Jen ... the Kremlin did not refer to it as "Psaki-ing" ... they called it "Sucking." But, yeah ... they did define it as "making up something you didn't know" ... as in they found you to be quite a creative liar.
Yeah, the Russians really, REALLY "targeted you," didn't they?! Is that why they gave you that cute lil' pink Ushanka?
Awww ... poor lil' Jen Psucki ... she's such a pompous, delusional liar. ROTFLMAO!
LOL. OK, first of all, we love the term 'Psaki-ing.' It's SO appropriate. We're stealing that one. If that makes us Russian agents, well, just pass us the vodka and borscht.
Secondly, Abbanante is correct. It was AMERICANS who were calling Psaki out. Because when she wasn't 'circling back,' she was just outright lying or making things up.
But sure. It was ALLLL Russia.
But it gets even better. Here is another clip from Psaki and Swisher's super-intelligent conversation:
Eric Abbenante (@EricAbbenante) ~ Behold the intelligence of Jen Psaki:
Eric Abbenante (@EricAbbenante) ~ These are the people calling Trump voters stupid:
Jen Psaki: "Space Force was literally the name of a Steve Carrell movie. Could we have done something different?"
The TV series was named after Space Force, not the other way around you dolt. Next, she's going to accuse F Scott Fitzgerald for plagiarizing the film 'The Great Gatsby.'
Video ~ http://x.com/i/status/1792611375996342758
Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) ~ Shorter Psaki: "It wasn't my fault I didn't know anything about a whole branch of the military when I was press secretary. Trump literally named it after a movie!" (it wasn't named after a movie) ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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