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53445 Re: Rep. Jasmine Crockett Lists Her Many Accolades at Confirmation Hearing
   well, the other thing all in attendance knew already was how freaki... 		micro   6TH POPE   23 May 2024
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett Lists Her Many Accolades at Confirmation Hearing

By: Beldin in 6TH POPE
Thu, 23 May 24 7:42 AM
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http://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/05/22/rep-jasmine-crockett-lists-her-accolades-at-confirmation-hearing-n2396501

Rep. Jasmine Crockett is perhaps best known now for her false eyelashes, which Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene brought up in a tense hearing. Crockett took the high road, though, dropping the "Crockett Clapback Collection" of swag, starting with T-shirts reading "Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body."

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Crockett is far more than a fashion designer. During a confirmation hearing Wednesday, Crockett took the occasion to make note of all of her accomplishments:

Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) ~ Rep. Crockett (@JasmineForUS) uses a confirmation hearing to tout accomplishments: "I currently hold an honorary doctorate; I also hold a juris doctorate. I also hold a bachelor’s. I also technically hold the rank of lieutenant colonel in the Civil Air Patrol, and I actually practiced law for almost two decades, in addition to serving on various boards, in addition to being a prior state lawmaker."
Video ~ http://x.com/i/status/1793316165189562790

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jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) ~ Most of us are lucky to rack up even half as many near-achievements.

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GayPatriot (@GayPatriot) ~ How do you “technically hold” a military rank?????

And Don't Call Me Shirley (@Meme_Behavior) ~ It's the "honorary doctorate" that impresses me the most. Like Obama's Nobel Peace prize.

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Mark Lamprecht (@MarkALamprecht) ~ “Do you know who I think I am?!”

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Madlaw (@madlaw1071) ~ So, basically she excelled at failing upward.

Chris Bray (@a_chrisbray) ~ I tend to fall to the ground and tremble in the presence of someone who technically holds the rank of lieutenant colonel in the Civil Air Patrol, but I guess I still know how to respect true achievement.

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~€rin~ (@EchoErin1114) ~ Sean "Diddy" Combs was awarded an honorary doctorate. I'm not impressed.

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Lippy McGirk (@Labradoofus) ~ Why didn't someone point out that her "accomplishments" have nothing to do with this confirmation hearing?

Obviously, they were all too busy being "impressed." 

Fudgiewhale (@FudgiewhaleArt) ~ That's quite a CV. May I suggest a semester or two at a quality finishing school? Just needs a little polish. 🙄

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John Patrick (@injunjohn86) ~ An honorary doctorate from a college that offers no post-graduate degrees. And she is going to claim it. What a damn joke.

Famous Economist Milton Keynes (@FamousMilton) ~ I'm actually surprised she doesn't demand people refer to her as Dr. Crockett in deference to her honorary degree.

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Pissed Off Pops (@PissedPops) ~ In my line of work we call these people trophy pointers. People who tell you about their accomplishments to try and balance against something stupid they did, or a serious deficiency.

@amuse (@amuse) ~ @RepJasmine hijacked a congressional hearing to share her "accomplishments" for her colleagues. Previously, she was known for her fake lashes, and now, she'll be known for inflating her resume.

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