http://twitchy.com/artistangie/2024/05/29/north-korean-trash-poop-balloons-n2396757
If there is one thing you can be sure of, it is that if CRAPPY things happen, we are going to make sure you know about it! Today is no exception. North Korea has taken to the skies to launch an unprecedented trash attack against South Korea and it really stinks!
New York Post (@nypost) ~ North Korea accused of sending balloons of trash, poop into the South
http://nypost.com/2024/05/29/world-news/north-korea-accused-of-sending-balloons-of-trash-poop-into-the-south/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nypost
Float 'em to San Francisco ... they won't even notice.
If you read the story there, you see in the past many South Koreans who defected from the North have been sending balloons to North Korea containing things like K-pop music and leaflets. North Korea's Defense Minister is on record calling those dirty and making threats to send back retaliatory balloons. It seems they have done just that.
So we are not promoting North Korea in any way shape or form. We are just saying that in a world where countries are fighting and threatening many things upon one another, this may not be our favorite attack, because it is North Korea, BUT it is a solid Number Two! *wink*
We ran to the comments so fast it left skid marks! Here are some of our favorite responses to this story on X.
Grateful Calvin (@shoveitjack) ~ Kim Jong Un:
"Well, China used a balloon to basically crap all over the U.S. and Joe Biden. Why can't I do the same thing?"
AltAzn (@Alt_Azn) ~ They want to make it look like LA?
Frosty (@FrostyTakes) ~ People think this is an act of aggression, but the truth is DPRK toilets stopped working last year and this is the best Kim could do.
Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) ~ The most shocking part of this report is that the people of North Korea get enough food to produce any poop. Must take a couple of weeks.
Jordan (@imj0rds) ~
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence