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Re: Then there is Texas! 

By: Beldin in 6TH POPE | Recommend this post (1)
Thu, 30 May 24 9:22 PM | 23 view(s)
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If the dead perp is lyin' on carpet, it's already ruined and will have to be replaced, anyway. If it's on tile, it'll wait and can be easily cleaned up later. If it's hard wood ... well ... he might wanna clean it up, some, and put some old towels around the body before he heads back to bed.

This is Texas ... ya don't have to drag the body outdoors, no mo' ... you can leave the corpse in da house and they'll still pin a medal on your chest. 

"Nothin pisses mz ribit off more than finding a corpse and a lot of blood on the floor in the kitchen and a bunch of my bloody footprints going from the corpse over to the fridge (for a snack) and then leading back off to the bedroom."

So ... I take it dat da queen is NOT a light sleeper, eh? 




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Re: Then there is Texas!
By: ribit
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Thu, 30 May 24 9:09 PM
Msg. 53680 of 60008

...well, the least he coulda done was drag his sorry ass out of the house and clean up the blood. Nothin pisses mz ribit off more than finding a corpse and a lot of blood on the floor in the kitchen and a bunch of my bloody footprints going from the corpse over to the fridge (for a snack) and then leading back off to the bedroom.


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