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Yeah, this concerted animosity targeted at Caitlin Clark is really contemptible. The WNBA, which wouldn't even exist if it was not heavily subsidized by the NBA, is a penny ante league and having repugnant reprobates, like Brittney Griner, as representative players has not helped the WNBA's image, either. The recent additions of newer, talented players from the college ranks have stirred broader interest in the WNBA of late - Caitlin Clark being one of the foremost of these highly talented players. But, unfortunately for Miss Clark, she doesn't fit into the predominant, accepted cliques of the WNBA player ranks - she's white, heterosexual, and her exceptional talent has made her quite popular. So, The Crips, The Bloods, and The Carpet Munchers of the WNBA are seething with racist and/or heterophobic envy and fury directed towards her. It's really quite petty and pathetic. The truly stupid thing is ... if they end up crushing Caitlin Clark's career with these hateful attacks, they will turn off a great number of their potential fans and doom any prospects the WNBA might have for the future. 

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No Foul Called After Caitlin Clark Crushed By Anvil
By: De_Composed
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Tue, 04 Jun 24 4:20 PM
Msg. 53885 of 60008

June 3, 2024

No Foul Called After Caitlin Clark Crushed By Anvil

by Babylon Bee


INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Referees in last Saturday's WNBA game between the Indiana Fever and the Chicago Sky at Gainbridge Fieldhouse ruled that there was in fact no foul after Sky guard Chennedy Carter dropped an anvil on Caitlin Clark, who is popularly considered one of the greatest women's collegiate players of all time.

According to fans present at the game, Carter deliberately raised an anvil with a rope and pulley before dropping it on an unsuspecting Clark. Due to an unfortunate coincidence, however, the referees all seemed to be looking away at the time.

"Anvil? What anvil?" head referee Dillon Johnson reportedly asked, adjusting his half-inch-thick glasses as he reviewed footage of Carter dropping a massive steel anvil directly on Caitlin Clark's head, leaving a splintered, smoking crater in the gym floor. "Nope - no foul there. Keep playing, ladies!"

Carter's action was met with celebratory cheers from her teammate Angel Reese who, shockingly, is an old rival of Caitlin Clark. Sources report that the two were seen trading friendship bracelets afterward while whispering about how much they both dislike Clark.

At publishing time, the league had upgraded the interaction to a "foul" on further review and warned Carter to keep all anvils, sticks of dynamite, and baseball bats out of the gym in future games.

http://babylonbee.com/news/no-foul-called-after-caitlin-clark-crushed-by-anvil


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