http://twitchy.com/dougp/2024/06/22/abc-news-reports-bidens-debate-prep-includes-practice-standing-up-for-90-minutes-n2397542
Everybody knows the usual suspects in the media already have their "Biden delivers masterful debate performance" pieces ready to go after Thursday's faceoff with Donald Trump on CNN. All Biden has to do is make it through the entire hour and a half (including two commercial breaks) with nothing extremely embarrassing happening and the media praise will be off the charts.
Biden's being prepped for the debate at Camp David and it's going to take an entire week.
CBS News (@CBSNews) ~ President Biden will head to Camp David this week to spend time preparing for the first presidential debate on June 27.
"I'm told that we should expect some surprises. ...This is such a critical performance for President Biden, not only on the content, but on his physical performance,"
@weijia reports.
Video ~ http://x.com/i/status/1803554512436863007
"This is such a critical performance for President Biden, not only on the content, but on his physical performance."
The "physical performance" includes getting used to standing up for 90 minutes.
There are two commercial breaks, so presumably, if evenly spaced, he will only have to stand for 30 minutes at a time without a break ... and he will have the podium to hold onto. For cryin' out loud ... they're worried about him being able to stand for that long???!!!
Here's ABC News reporting that the president's debate prep includes practice standing up:
Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) ~ 🚨 NEW: Part of Joe Biden’s “debate prep” is to literally practice STANDING UP. I’m not kidding. And this guy wants another four years?
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1804254574338793929
If Biden successfully stands there for 90 minutes the media will be able to unleash their "brilliant performance" pieces.
RNC Research (@RNCResearch) ~ Part of Biden's "debate prep" includes rehearsing standing for 90 straight minutes (in addition to getting juiced).
Biden will also be made to say "greedflation" one hundred times per day leading up to the debate.
K. L. March (@two_bysea) ~ Do they even hear themselves anymore?
The campaign's goal will also be to hope that the mythical and mystical "sharp as a tack behind the scenes" Biden shows up in front of the scenes on debate night.
"Dr." Jill will give Brandon a big ol' shot of uppers in the butt before the debate ...
But, of course, that shot will eventually wear off and Brandon will return to his usual self ...
All is well!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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