http://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/06/25/biden-spokeswoman-assures-us-well-see-a-very-energized-president-thursday-night-n2397660
"Very Energized"
Remember the anticipation put on President Joe Biden's State of the Union address this year? Democrats were biting their nails just hoping Biden could get through it without glitching up or making a gaffe. Afterward, the speech was declared a massive success. Biden certainly was energized ... he yelled throughout the entire speech.
Now some unethical people are suggesting that Biden is being given some sort of drug cocktail before major speeches. In setting the rules for the debate, Team Biden got everything it asked for: an outlet friendly to Biden (CNN), no audience, no Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and Donald Trump's microphone being cut off while Biden was speaking. In return, Team Trump had one demand: that both candidates be tested for drugs before the debate. That sounded reasonable — someone found a baggie of cocaine in the White House, but the FBI couldn't lift any fingerprints, unfortunately.
A spokesman for Biden says he won't commit to a drug test.
RNC Research (@RNCResearch) ~ 🚨 Biden campaign spokesman Adrienne Elrod says Crooked Joe Biden won't commit to taking a drug test before the debate.
Crooked Joe is currently holed away at Camp David perfecting the cocktail.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1805653097940705779
As if there were any doubt, a Biden spokeswoman assured MSNBC viewers that we'd be seeing a "very energized" Biden Thursday night.
RNC Research (@RNCResearch) ~ Biden spokesman Adrienne Elrod insists Crooked Joe Biden will be "very energized" at this week's debate — after a week of doping at Camp David.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1805273833336717347
Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) ~ Brought to you by Hunter's Cocaine™.
Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) ~ Methylphenidate 20mg XR
DuncanDowntown (@DuncanDowntown) ~ He’ll awaken from a six-day nap just in time to take the stage Thursday.
Albert Latham (@albert1776) ~ "Energized" translation: crack/methamphetamine/caffeine cocktail
charmane harbert (@callme_Chari) ~ I'm sure he will be. Amped up on speed will do that for you.
Punta (@PuntaKill_) ~ They fired my coworker for showing up “very energized,” last week.
SOcean (@SOcean5) ~ Why isn't he "energized" every day?
Good question. According to Dr. Jill Biden, there isn't a 30-year-old who could keep up with her husband's schedule.
Not Heraclitus (@NotHeraclitus) ~ In other words, the Joe we get at the debate will bear no resemblance to the Joe we get as president. Another reason I find these exercises fairly useless, especially with two candidates who've both had presidential terms to judge them by. Policy makes the decision easy.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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