sir wizard
yer crystal ball needs to be cleaned... Ya ain't quite seeing it clearly....
I LIKE Cream of Wheat. Once in awhile.
Maggot look alikes is a whole different story..
I also like Ralston and Oatmeal. For something hot in winter months around here.
That said, I also eat waffles that I make, pancakes, eggs multiple ways, sausage, bacon fried crisp, ham and eggs,
and something from out east called Scrapple. Its a Pennsylvania Dutch thing along the lines of Goetta. Only much better.
But Grits???? Oh dear. Perish the thought.... Never gonna happen...