ribit sez ~ "I suggested to a local lib mom that there are some neighborhoods that ya should ask the party givers what time the violence and gunfire is supposed to start, then plan on leaving half hour before that. I got called the R word."
Now, sire ... I'm sure that, if this Karen only knew what a tolerant, benign, and beloved potentate you are to your loyal subjects, she would not have presumed to call you a "racist." If she knew you like we know you, she certainly would have amended her expression to something far more appropriate ... more appreciative ... like, say ... "racist asshole." Don'tcha think?
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence