Okay, Dr. Freeman already has an initial diagnosis regarding the frog king. It all stems back to those frenzied days when ribit was passionately pursuing Jennifer Aniston ...
When that didn't pan out, the frog king moved on to bigger and ... uh ... bigger and ... uh ... bigger and BIGGER things ...
And, as we all know - SPOILER ALERT!!! - ribit eventually found himself in an ever-decaying orbit around the Black Hole of Calcutta ...
... where he remains to this day ... fighting to attain escape velocity.
But, unfortunately for our poor amphibian hero, when Stacey got elected as United Earth's president on Star Trek: Discovery, she got her friends at the Federation to fix her up with a Big Bertha Butt tractor beam that will eternally tie ribit to her endless folds in space, don'tcha know.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence