« 6TH POPE Home | Email msg. | Reply to msg. | Post new | Board info. Previous | Home | Next

Re: BIG Butts 

By: Beldin in 6TH POPE | Recommend this post (1)
Tue, 16 Jul 24 9:22 PM | 24 view(s)
Boardmark this board | 6th Edition Pope Board
Msg. 55293 of 58490
(This msg. is a reply to 55291 by Beldin)

Jump:
Jump to board:
Jump to msg. #

Uploaded Image

Okay, Dr. Freeman already has an initial diagnosis regarding the frog king. It all stems back to those frenzied days when ribit was passionately pursuing Jennifer Aniston ... 

Uploaded Image

When that didn't pan out, the frog king moved on to bigger and ... uh ... bigger and ... uh ... bigger and BIGGER things ... 

Uploaded Image

And, as we all know - SPOILER ALERT!!! - ribit eventually found himself in an ever-decaying orbit around the Black Hole of Calcutta ... 

Uploaded Image

... where he remains to this day ... fighting to attain escape velocity. 

Uploaded Image

But, unfortunately for our poor amphibian hero, when Stacey got elected as United Earth's president on Star Trek: Discovery, she got her friends at the Federation to fix her up with a Big Bertha Butt tractor beam that will eternally tie ribit to her endless folds in space, don'tcha know. 

Uploaded Image




Avatar

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence




» You can also:
- - - - -
The above is a reply to the following message:
Re: BIG Butts
By: Beldin
in 6TH POPE
Tue, 16 Jul 24 8:57 PM
Msg. 55291 of 58490

First, we'll have to find a qualified psychiatrist. 

Uploaded Image

Oooops ... NOPE ... we'll have to pass on him! 

Uploaded Image

A NICKEL!!! Can't afford those rates! 

Uploaded Image

Nope ... he's dead. Maybe we should consult with Oprah? 

Uploaded Image

OF COURSE, I've got it! 

Uploaded Image

If she's good enough for Charlie, she's good enough for ribit. 


« 6TH POPE Home | Email msg. | Reply to msg. | Post new | Board info. Previous | Home | Next