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Pearls Before Swine

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I was dining at a Chinese buffet a few days ago and pulled something out of my mouth. I thought I'd lost a tooth at first, but no. Then I figured it must be a pearl. One clam (not an oyster) in around 100,000 contains a pearl, and that's what this is. They generally aren't well formed and mine is no exception. It resembles a kernel of popcorn. I bet it's worth a small fortune, but I'm keeping it. I told my wife that when we get about a hundred more, I'll have them strung into a nice necklace for her. In my opinion, I deserved a more joyous, loving reaction than the one I got.











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