Just chuckling a bit, micro ... about you saying you were not slop and then turning the slop into much much worse.
I was NOT about to call you either of those words, obviously - just trying to point out a little humour in your unintended self deprecation.
Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good ...