I simply can't imagine why sire..
Maybe they think you're cute for an old geezer..
Maybe you remind them of their great grandfather.
Maybe ya is just funny looking..
Lots of reasons.
Maybe ya should change yer diet to a more wholesome one lke those north of the Ohio river, which also has a curious name. Do ya know what that is????
Hint: one word has something to do with De's storing foods.