http://babylonbee.com/news/sodom-and-gomorrah-set-to-host-2032-olympics
The Babylon Bee
July 27, 2024
WORLD — In keeping with the Olympics' commitment to sexual violence and Satan worship, the International Olympic Committee announced today that the 2028 games would be held in the towns of Sodom and Gomorrah.
"They're a natural fit for us," explained Olympic Committee director Max Durgen. "Violent sexual debauchery forced upon unsuspecting visitors? Check. Openly mocking the Lord God? Check. They'll be hard pressed to top Paris, but I think they're up to the task."
According to sources, the Olympic Committee has sought to ensure that fun games between nations meant to promote peace and friendship also destroy the innocence of any children who might be watching. "If you're not sexualizing a little kid who's just trying to watch his country's swim team, what are you even doing?" asked marketing chair Steph Reginald. "Everyone needs to see Jesus mocked when they're wanting to watch gymnastics, and that mockery must include visible testicles. It's what the Olympics are all about, and that's why Sodom and Gomorrah will be the perfect host cities."
After years of being a pariah over their history of sexual violence, Sodom and Gomorrah have seen a dramatic change in fortune over the past decade. "People have really come around," said Sodom mayor Bangs Magill. "We're really excited to welcome so many visitors, and show them that famous Sodom hospitality we're known for."
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Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) ~ 🚨 Breaking: @ClownWorld_'s account (with 2.5M followers) was locked due to sharing footage of the Paris Olympics #OpeningCeremony.
@elonmusk, @lindayaX - sharing short snippets falls within “fair use.” The Olympics Committee is trying to remove evidence of the disgusting show!
@amuse (@amuse) ~ Did you get caught in the IOC's attempt to coverup their satanic open ceremony from X last night? They hit my X account with a DMCA takedown notice and X locked my account after I used a very short edit in a video. It was censorship, plain and simple and it violates the law.
Emmanuel Macron (@EmmanuelMacron) ~ This is France!
Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) ~ {Replying to @EmmanuelMacron} Yep, we all kinda noticed, there, bubby.
Caleb Bowman (@cabowbros) ~ {Replying to @EmmanuelMacron} France sucks, apparently.
Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) ~ {Replying to @EmmanuelMacron} Aren't you embarrassed by this?
We're not sure ... was this supposed to be Marie Antoinette's disembodied head singing?
Clandestine (@WarClandestine) ~
Putin: “The West are engaged in satanism.”
The West: “THATS A CONSPIRACY THEORY! WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THAT!”
Also the West:
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1816969477625364740
Sonia Martin (@SoniaMart331) ~ The balls hanging out the side of a man’s shorts was a bit much.
EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) ~ Did the #Olympics delete all evidence of their opening ceremony because the guy pulled his balls out or was it another reason?
Patrick Johnson (@chickensith) ~ Not gonna lie, I regret the sacrifices my family made to liberate France.
Politi_Rican (@TheRicanMemes) ~ Who did this? 🤣🤣
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1817273577328025830
Modern Nazis Triggered by Olympic Opening Ceremony in Paris
http://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/07/27/modern-nazis-triggered-by-olympic-opening-ceremony-in-paris-n2398937
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