http://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/08/01/gretchen-whitmer-reminds-a-lot-of-people-of-caitlyn-jenner-n2399142
It looks like Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer is out of the running to be Kamala Harris' running mate, probably by her own choice — you get into an election if you think you're going to win.
Whitmer has a book out called "True Gretch," in which she tells of how terrifying the FBI's plot to kidnap and kill her was.
Sorry ... but, NOT sorry ... this pathetic C*NT is still obsessing about a supposed plot against her that was wholly concocted and promoted BY THE FBI. BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
She's still promoting the book, and she did so Thursday with a really bizarre video. In it, one of her servants brings her a bottle of Mountain Dew, which she swiftly throws in the trash and replaces with a bottle of Vernor's ginger ale she had hiding behind a stack of her books, which she's apparently still reading. We get it, Michigan was the birthplace of Vernor's. But what is this?
Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) ~ Not Weird: @gretchenwhitmer instructs one of her taxpayer-funded minions to record her reading her own book while taking a gratuitous swipe at Mountain Dew ...
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1819099565636919606
And ...
Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) ~ I can think of nothing more narcissistic than sitting around reading my own autobiography while servants bring me beverages I make a face at and throw out.
A lot of people caught Whitmer's profile and thought she was someone else for a moment.
Jon Gabriel (@exjon) ~ Honestly, I thought that was Caitlyn Jenner until 10 seconds in.
Lisa Elizabeth (@Lisaelizabeth) ~ OMG, I thought this was Caitlyn Jenner.
Blue Oxen (@Djangoatemybaby) ~ I legit thought it was Caitlyn Jenner at first glance.
Mark F (@TRUCKERSMART) ~ Oh damn, I thought this was Caitlyn Jenner.
ThorVonBrandon (@ThorVonBrandon) ~ That isn’t Caitlyn Jenner?
The AppalachiaBilly (@BillBbriii) ~ I thought it was Caitlyn Jenner at first. 🤣
Yeah, a lot of people did.
Uh ... Caitlyn Jenner is NOT amused by the unflattering comparison, guys!
Let’s Theorize (@LetsTheorize) ~ Caitlyn Jenner looking rough these days.
What is with the diva behavior, though? Is she trying to sell her book? Vernor's? Is she boycotting Mountain Dew? What is this for?
Diet Coke Trad (@bewicksong) ~ Why would you need to read your own book?
Axiomatic Enemy of the State (@DeTocqueville14) ~ I bet the petty tyrant you're reading about is a real page turner.
Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) ~ That you thought this video makes you look good shows just how insane you are.
Daniel (@MiamiFarmer) ~ If this isn’t the cringiest, staged video since Obama calling Harris that I’ve ever seen ...
Brandon Tatum (@TheOfficerTatum) ~ Cringe.
Joseph Michael (@RegalMill388 ) ~ This is weird.
symptomoftheuniverse (@noluckcharm) ~ This is weird and creepy.
Matt Victor (@MattVictor191) ~ This is just weird and cringe.
Since "weird" has now entered the political lexicon, we suppose it's okay to call this video just plain weird.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence