http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/08/02/oh-honey-no-the-democrats-perform-epic-face-plant-with-republicans-compliments-of-kamala-n2399149
People are beginning to notice that, despite all of the fake hype, media fluffing, and Harry Sisson tweeting 'WOW! OMG, GUYS! LOOK HOW GREAT KAMALA IS!', the blitz campaign to make Kamala Harris seem likable (not to mention a serious person) isn't gaining a lot of traction.
Sure, Harris has gotten a bump in the polls since her palace coup with Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama to kick Joe Biden out of the 2024 election, but the needle is not moving all that significantly. Maybe that's because Harris never went through a primary, no one ever voted for her, and the Democrats never bothered asking if anyone thought she should be a Presidential candidate.
Their attacks on the opposition aren't really working either, as no one outside of their rabid base believes that J.D. Vance is 'weird' (especially not compared to the people Democrats normally celebrate) and no one is all that offended that Donald Trump told the truth to a panel of black journalists this week.
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Sorry, but I'm gonna digress a few moments on this "J.D. Vance is weird" bullsh!t. Let the merciless mocking of infantile Democrats begin.
Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) ~ "JD Vance is weird" - Team Kamala Harris
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1817674885885313490
Dave Gordon (@D_Gordzo) ~ J.D. Vance is so weird.
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) ~ “JD Vance is weird.”
The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) ~ "JD Vance is weird."
Extremely Careless (@Shanghaibeast) ~ “JD Vance is weird.”
Coddled affluent professional (@feelsdesperate) ~ JD Vance is so weird.
Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) ~ “JD Vance is weird.”
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) ~ “JD Vance is weird.”
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1817733941065023698
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) ~ “JD Vance is weird.”
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1817721731311952181
Kyle Mann (@The_Kyle_Mann) ~ "JD Vance is weird."
DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) ~ “JD Vance is weird.”
e-beth (@ebeth360) ~ JD Vance is weird.
Turd Ferguson (@SirajAHashmi) ~ “JD Vance is so weird.”
Dale Stark (@DaleStarkA10) ~ “JD Vance is weird.”
I’m Fancy (@CMassner) ~ JD Vance is weird.
Christi (@THEREALranchy08 ) ~ "JD Vance is weird."
𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚘𝚗 𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚜 (@GPG_D11) ~ “That J.D. Vance fellow is weird.”
Spicy Noodles (@SpicyNoodles2) ~ “JD Vance is weird.”
Sally Tomato (@MrSallyTomato) ~ “JD Vance is weird.”
My apologies, but I had to post just a few undeniable, damning examples of "Democrats are freakishly weird."
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Time to launch another prong of attack in 'Operation: Make Kamala Happen.'
The latest attempt by Democrats to give gravitas to their candidate who possesses none of her own is to turn to ... Republicans.
Yeah. That's not gonna work.
Yesterday, the Twitter account of the Democrat Party trotted out a new infographic with the words some Republicans have used to describe Harris in the past ('See? Even Republicans like her, America!').
The result was an epic face plant once Twitter got a look at some of those testimonials. Take a look:
The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) ~ These quotes speak for themselves.
LOL. What shining accolades. They all admitted that Harris is ... a person they know.
You might also notice that some of these quotes come from the worst Republicans in office, like James Lankford, Lindsey Graham, and Mitt Romney.
What? Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney weren't available?
Needless to say, Twitter was less than impressed.
The best response (from "Willie Brown") is near the end.
SourPatchLyds (@sourpatchlyds) ~ "I am pleased to relay that with concentrated effort, I have found that I can stand to be around Kamala for very short periods of time."
Mike Baker (@MBCompanyMan) ~ “I don’t remember any problems with her on the committee” is the equivalent of, “Yeah, I remember her ... a solid C minus student ... not stupid ... more of a functioning midwit.” She’s the nominee because none of the more qualified candidates have the balls to challenge the DEI pick.
Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) ~ "I don't remember any problems with her" is not exactly praise.
John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) ~ She has not once, in her entire career, physically attacked me.
LOL. "The vice president never once went apesh*t and clawed out my eyes. Five stars."
John Regan (@jregan11) ~ “She seems to shower often enough.”
Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) ~ They scoured through years of comments about Kamala Harris to find the five highest bits of praise she’s ever received, and “I don’t remember any problems with her” made the cut?!
Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) ~ Is this an attempt at satire? That’s the best they can find?
As always with the Democrats, any satire you find is purely unintentional.
CCP IS ASSHOE (@CCPISASSH0E) ~ I say hello to my dog every day. Doesn’t mean he’s qualified to be POTUS, FFS. 😂🤦♀️
We have not met this particular dog, but we can still unequivocally say that he is far more qualified to be President than Harris.
Dr. Literaleigh A Pheline (@Sarcasmcat24) ~ "She's always had a good head for politics." ~ Mayor Willie Brown
Arnold Becker (@bruinoregonalt) ~ “I can confirm that she worked here from January 2017 to January 2021.” That’s what these all say, ya dumb nerds.
LG in AZ (@myfoureyedtribe) ~
The saddest part of this whole tweet is that yes. Yes, they did try.
This election is going to be close. All Presidential elections in America are. Even if the Democrats nominated an inert rock, the election would be close.
But based on these quotes The Democrats came up with, we're not entirely convinced that they haven't nominated a rock.
Keep up the great work, Dems.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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