"I did not realize Minnesota male children needed those." ~ micro
Well ... maybe if'n ya git into a fist fight and have a bloody nose dat won't quit bleedin'. 'Course dat kind of infrequent situation doesn't warrant installin' dispensers in all the boys' restrooms ... not when ya can jest barge into the girls' restroom to git one in an emergency ... all while shieldin' yer eyes, don'tcha know ... 'cuz there are things 'bout da "ladies" dat we jest really don't wanna know!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence