...I suffer from "Split Stream Syndrome". That's where ya stand directly in front of the toilet and have two streams from the old johnson and one of em goes on each side of the toilet. Mz ribit jumps me for not flushing the toilet when I am done and I splain that I don't need to flush it cause I didn't hit it, not even once.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!