http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/08/15/anna-paulina-luna-drops-leftists-trying-to-dunk-on-her-for-wearing-a-maga-swimsuit-n2399658
We've got some breaking and disturbing news for you, Twitchy readers. Social media has unearthed some hard truths about Florida Representative Anna Paulina Luna. Are you sitting down?
Yes, Rep. Luna is, in terrible point of fact, a woman. Not only that, she appears to be an exceptionally fit and attractive woman who wears -- GASP -- swimsuits.
If you need a moment to gather yourself after that revelation, please take your time.
You'll pardon our sarcasm, but we think it's warranted after social media (mostly on the left, but we have to be honest, a few miserable people on the right too) tried to shame her for wearing a MAGA swimsuit in a video back in 2016.
Even The New York Post -- yes, that New York Post -- tried to act shocked. Check out the language choice they made for their tweet and headline about this horrifying scandal:
New York Post (@nypost) ~ Florida Rep. Anna Paulina Luna speaks out after years-old footage of MAGA swimsuit goes viral
http://nypost.com/2024/08/15/us-news/florida-rep-anna-paulina-luna-addresses-resurfaced-maga-swimsuit-video/?utm_source=twitter&;utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nypost
LOL. 'Speaks out.' Was she ever hiding any of this or ashamed about it?
The tweet just shows a still shot, but here is the full video that had the Post -- and people on social media who have WAY too much time on their hands -- clutching their collective pearls:
Matt Couch (@RealMattCouch) ~ Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna is triggering leftists and douche canoes alike with this video. What about you, America? I personally don’t hate it. ;)
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1823922918595944795
Here is one outraged person who just couldn't stand to see it.
Dr. Phillip Oliver-Holz (@ThePhillipHolz) ~ Anna Paulina Luna should be working at my local Hooters, NOT in Congress!
Good Lord, get a life.
Fortunately, Luna is kind of a badass and she has a serious brain to accompany her looks. She responded to all of her haters, the ones on the left in particular, with a few epic tweets.
Anna Paulina Luna (@realannapaulina) ~ I’m confirming that I have indeed worn swimsuits and you can tell I am biologically a woman. #MAGA
You know that's what the left hates the most, that she is wearing a swimsuit and doesn't have an Adam's apple.
That's true ... Democrats prefer their women to have an Adam's apple, don'tcha know.
Luna continued:
Anna Paulina Luna (@realannapaulina) ~ I have a confession to make since the TikTok Democrats are onto me: I wear bikinis to the beach and mineral sunscreen.
Shocking, right?
Yes, Luna is a former model who has appeared in the pages of Sports Illustrated and Maxim. Oh, by the way, she is also a United States Air Force veteran and holds a Bachelor of Science degree in Biology from the University of West Florida. That must be how she knows she's a woman right, Ketanji Brown Jackson?
Luna was clearly having fun leaning into this and mocking her haters.
Anna Paulina Luna (@realannapaulina) ~ The scandal ...
LOL.
Breana ❤️ NY Rangers/ Cowboys ✭/ Huskies (@2020Bre) ~ CNN panel to discuss at 7:00.
That tweet sounds like a joke, but knowing CNN, they actually might have a full panel on to act aghast at 'Sunglasses-gate.'
Luna had one more parting shot for the outrage mob before she went back to the business of representing the citizens of Florida's 13th Congressional District.
And it was a doozy.
Anna Paulina Luna (@realannapaulina) ~ There are better things to do with your time than digging up modeling photos of me from almost a decade ago. The left is attempting to make this a thing yet can’t define a woman. Very low IQ behavior. Get over it.
BOOM. No woman should ever allow herself to be lectured by people who believe men can have babies. And Luna clearly was not about to let anyone try to shame her.
Yeah, this is what passes for a "woman" in Democrat circles, these days ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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