http://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/08/31/breaking-president-joe-biden-never-slows-down-n2400380
I had to check Chris D. Jackson's timeline to ensure this wasn't a parody account.
It appears that Chris D. Jackson is an Election Commissioner and Democrat Party Chair for Lawrence County, Tennessee who also has a bizarre affinity for licking dingleberries off of Joe Biden's sphincter.
More than a few people are wondering who's running the country right now. The Monday before last, President Joe Biden delivered the opening night speech at the Democratic National Convention and then immediately boarded a plane for California, where he was going on vacation for a week at the mansion of a rich donor. After that week off, Biden headed to his beach house in Delaware for another vacation.
All we've seen of Biden is photos of him lounging at the beach, but Jackson saw a picture of Biden on the phone at the beach and posted this:
Chris D. Jackson (@ChrisDJackson) ~ The man never slows down. Even at Rehoboth Beach today, President Biden is on the phone, driving diplomacy forward and putting America’s interests first.
Unfortunately for our slobbering aficionado of all things Brandon from Lawrence County, TN, the lame duck president was actually on the phone feverishly negotiating the delivery of a supreme pizza - hold the anchovies.
Kristen Faiola (@KristenFaiola) ~ {Replying to @ChrisDJackson} Are you satire?
Juda Lebow MD (@judalebow) ~ {Replying to @ChrisDJackson} Assuming this is satire.
Derek J Goff (@DJGoff_Esq) ~ {Replying to @ChrisDJackson} I can’t tell whether this post is satire. I can’t imagine it isn’t.
Mystery Novelist (@PGadapaBooks) ~ {Replying to @ChrisDJackson} Thought he was being sarcastic then read his profile and realized he was being serious. 😆
Fifty Shades of Sarcasm (@Fifty_ShadesOfD) ~ {Replying to @ChrisDJackson} Do you get paid by Biden per tweet or is it a fixed weekly amount?
Armybrat (@okiegirlinKS67) ~ {Replying to @ChrisDJackson} I seriously thought you were making a joke. I’ll give you credit. You work hard on the propaganda.
AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) ~ {Replying to @ChrisDJackson} He could be transferring money from China. You don't know what he's talking about, but it isn't good. Nothing he does has been good.
Ryan Petty (@rpetty) ~ {Replying to @ChrisDJackson} The Big Guy is just directing the family finances.
Mrs T (@smithynimmy) ~ {Replying to @ChrisDJackson} LOL ... oh look, there’s Joe on the phone again! I could do this all day!
MoneyPenny700 (@MoneyPenny700) ~ {Replying to @ChrisDJackson} Oh wow he’s all worn out holding a phone!
Clarity (@covid_clarity) ~ {Replying to @ChrisDJackson}