Take 'em in order ...
1. "Beatin' Yankees" - it sure looked like those Wolverines did NOT eat their pre-game grits, now don't it?
2. "Notre Dame" - they are supposedly ranked #5 in the country, right now. They must have that ranking in the Powder Puff Football League.
3. "Dawgs Won" - they gave the game ball to their scheduler - NOW, DAT'S FUNNY!!!
4. "Auburn" - nobody - NOBODY - can make Kalifornia look good. Hopefully, War Eagle will show up in the second half.
5. "A&M" - somebody was gonna have to take an ass-whoopin' after the Aggies fell a little short of Notre Dame, last week - might as well be McNeese State University.
6. "Cute Cow" - I am truly getting worried about you, yer majesty ... you've been foolin' around with Stacey for far, FAR too long!