NOOOOOOOOO! The Hill Wants Us All to Know What Hillary Calls Her 'Postmenopausal Midsection'
http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/09/18/nooooooooo-the-hill-wants-us-all-to-know-what-hillary-calls-her-postmenopausal-midsection-n2401122
It's no secret that The Hill as a publication is completely in the tank for Democrats. There is no puff piece on a prominent Democrat that they will not publish. They're like People magazine for leftist politicians.
Even with that understanding, though, there are times when we run across a Hill story on Twitter and we can only ask one question:
'But why?'
That was the case yesterday when, in trying to help Hillary Clinton promote her new book (that she won't let anyone on Twitter tell her about - because she locked replies to her tweet), The Hill decided that it was important for American voters to know that Clinton has a nickname for her belly.
No, we are not joking and yes, we wish to God that we were.
The Hill (@thehill) ~ Hillary Clinton shares nickname she gave her "postmenopausal" midsection
http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/4884267-hillary-clinton-big-girl-michelle-obama-wanda-sykes/
Excuse us while we retch for a few minutes.
This is one of those times we have to apologize to readers for sharing something that no human eye should ever be subjected to. But it traumatized us, so we wanted to share the pain:
In 'Something Lost, Something Gained,' Clinton divulges everything from the nickname she coined for her “postmenopausal” stomach, to how a lunch with Michelle Obama left her hungry to why she’s embraced being dubbed 'Big Girl' by her staff.
Clinton, 76, said she decided to borrow an idea that comedian Wanda Sykes gave her: to bestow a name on her 'newly thick midsection.'
'I now call mine Beulah,' Clinton wrote. The former first lady described Beulah — and her friend’s stomach, Bertha — as 'stubborn old gals.' The pair decided, she said, 'if the two of them won’t go away, we might as well get on speaking terms with them.'
"Newly thick midsection"???!!! Awww, HELL NO, HillDawg ... you ain't gettin' away with THAT ridiculous ...
There ain't nuthin' "new" about your big ol' jelly belly, wench. The only reason people don't notice it much is because they usually can't see past your enormously huge lard-ass. As far as “postmenopausal” goes, you've been postmenopausal for more than a quarter century, you hag.
And, "Beulah"? From what corner of hell did THAT come from?!
Kenny Powers (@Kenn_Fn_Powers) ~
BoJameson (@MDbornandbred) ~
JOEY STEELE (@MDnucklehead) ~
Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) ~
Sara Rose (@saras76) ~
Fortunately for the public at-large, The Hill didn't publish the video of The Hildabeast showing off "Beulah"...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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