« 6TH POPE Home | Email msg. | Reply to msg. | Post new | Board info. Previous | Home | Next

Re: No One Notices As Entire Cast Of 'The View' Replaced With Shrieking Feral Pigs

By: Beldin in 6TH POPE | Recommend this post (0)
Thu, 19 Sep 24 9:10 PM | 16 view(s)
Boardmark this board | 6th Edition Pope Board
Msg. 58460 of 60008
(This msg. is a reply to 58449 by De_Composed)

Jump:
Jump to board:
Jump to msg. #

ribit sez ~ "Ya gotta admit ... this new cast is a helluva lot easier on the eyes than the usual cast." 

Uploaded Image

'Course, when he said dat ... Miss Piggy was behind him, ready to pounce ... 

Uploaded Image




Avatar

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence




» You can also:
- - - - -
The above is a reply to the following message:
No One Notices As Entire Cast Of 'The View' Replaced With Shrieking Feral Pigs
By: De_Composed
in 6TH POPE
Thu, 19 Sep 24 7:59 PM
Msg. 58449 of 60008

September 19, 2024

No One Notices As Entire Cast Of 'The View' Replaced With Shrieking Feral Pigs

by BabylonBee.com


MANHATTAN, NY — All three people who watch the View were completely unaffected by the talk show's recent decision to replace their entire cast with shrieking feral pigs.

According to Matylda Männer, an unemployed 45-year-old Kamala voter and antique hoarder, the show swapped out Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Sunny Hostin, Sara Haines, and the rest of the cast for a newborn brood of clamoring pigs, but it hasn't actually changed anything about the show.

"I plopped down to hear some wisdom from Whoopi Goldberg," Männer said. "And then I realized — there was no Whoopi Goldberg. So I watched the show through anyway. Not bad. The new squallers were unusually quiet compared to the normal hosts and they were a little easy on Trump today, but I'll survive."

According to Barbara Waters, the show's creator, the decision to switch to feral pigs was "nothing personal, just good business."

"I mean, I like Joy and Sara, don't get me wrong — they're just a little repetitive and loud sometimes," Waters said. "These porkers actually bring a little bit more to the table — figuratively speaking, that is. And they look better, too. I'm fine with the decision, all around."

The View's new hosts were unavailable for comment, though several oinks and squeals were able to be heard through a locked door marked "View Makeup Stye."

At publishing time, MSNBC had also added squealing feral pigs to their talk show, nearly doubling their viewership to an all-time high of five.

http://babylonbee.com/news/no-one-notices-as-entire-cast-of-the-view-replaced-with-shrieking-feral-piglets


« 6TH POPE Home | Email msg. | Reply to msg. | Post new | Board info. Previous | Home | Next