http://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/09/27/iowahawk-hezbollah-thread-n2401502
As the world waits for news about whether or not Hassan Nasrallah, head of Hezbollah, was killed in Israeli airstrikes in Lebanon, X users are wasting no time having fun with this news.
Here's Iowahawk, demonstrating just how Israel has gutted the Iran-backed terror organization:
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) ~ Join Our Team! Now hiring for all positions, no experience necessary. Starting at $15 per hour plus great fringe benefits. Send applications to Tehran Temp Services.
'Fringe benefits' -- you mean like your own pager? Neat!
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) ~ * Small print: fringe benefits are posthumous.
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) ~ World's worst jobs:
1. Hezbollah
2. Spinal Tap drummer.
š¯“›š¯“®š¯“øš¯“· (@LeonGoudikian) ~ {Replying to @iowahawkblog} Can I retire in 20 years?
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) ~ {Replying to @LeonGoudikian} In many cases much, much sooner.
A pager and early retirement? Sweet!
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) ~
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Netanya"
"Netan...."
Jon Gabriel (@exjon) ~ {Replying to @iowahawkblog} Nasrallahā€™s favorite book.
AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) ~ {Replying to @iowahawkblog} HR has been forced to relax the DEI requirements for hiring.
(((Aaron Walker))) (@AaronWorthing) ~ {Replying to @iowahawkblog} Must have experience handling carrier pigeons. Do NOT send your application to us in a package!!!
Dan Ornelas (@DanielMOrnelas) ~ {Replying to @iowahawkblog} How long for the stock options to vest?
Depends on how fast the IDF missiles move.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence