Nuthin' wrong wif havin' lofty goals, yer majesty ... but, if'n dat's what he's workin' towards ... before he graduates from skateboards, ya best go out and git him at least a 6-foot ladder.
Otherwise, da best he'll be able to manage is zzshart's goat.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence