Hmmm ... maybe the Clinton Crime Family should shift gears and underwrite a Broadway play about Billy Jeff's adventures on Epstein's Lolita Express, rather than a musical about the women's suffrage movement, eh? With each ticket sold, they could issue free sets of raincoats and galoshes to the members of the audience. Of course, they'll have to absorb the added, but necessary cost of hosing down the inside of the theater with a germicidal spray after each and every show.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence