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PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I used to think Democrats were crazy for saying that men have periods. But then I met Tim Walz."

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I’d like to thank our M.C. this evening, Jim Gaffigan. Most recently, Jim has been playing Tim Walz on Saturday Night Live. That’ll be a very short gig, Jim, but it was fun while it lasted!...

Unfortunately, Governor Walz isn’t here himself. But don’t worry, he’ll say that he was."

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "All polls are indicating I’m leading big with the Catholic vote, as I should be, but I don’t think Kamala has given up yet. Instead of attending tonight, she’s in Michigan receiving communion from Gretchen Whitmer."

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Well, I had better wrap up, because Mayor Adams told me earlier that I needed to make this one very quick... the city has reserved this room for a large group of illegal aliens coming in from Texas."

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Chuck Schumer is here looking very glum -- But look on the bright side, Chuck, considering how woke your party has become, if Kamala loses, you still have a chance to become the first woman president." 😂😂

Bada Bing !

And he’s not worried about “White Dudes 4 Harris”., because “they’re wives and wives lovers are all voting for me”

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While Donald Trump addresses the Al Smith Dinner, Chuckie Schumer looks like a bullfrog being slowly boiled. You can cut the tension with a butter knife. The torment is hilarious. Added to the festivities is Kamala Harris not showing up for the dinner, but every other major Democrat and Republican is in attendance. Kamala submitted a video instead of showing up. The video featured Kamala and SNL's Molly Shannon sniffing her fingers after putting them under her armpits. Which only makes Kamala appear more unAmerican and anti-Catholic as the dinner is a Catholic church charity fundraiser and filled with Catholic voters and political donors. Finally, they've got lawfare queen Letitia James sitting right above Trump at the dinner and Michael Bloomberg sitting right below Trump. It's like watching the Titanic and Trump is the iceberg.




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Trump Gets Big Laughs at Al Smith Dinner
By: De_Composed
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Fri, 18 Oct 24 5:59 AM
Msg. 59571 of 59727

October 17, 2024

Greatest Hits: Trump Gets Big Laughs at Al Smith Dinner, Roasting Harris, Biden, Media Elite

by Wendell Huseb0
Breitbart.com



Critics praised former President Donald Trump’s performance at the Al Smith Dinner on Thursday as one of his funniest speeches of all time.

Trump spoke for about 30 minutes and roasted several notables in attendance, such as New York Mayor Eric Adams (D), Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), and even himself.

Vice President Kamala Harris was the butt of many jokes, but she did not attend the charity dinner. It was the first time a Democrat candidate skipped the dinner since 1984, when Ronald Reagan soundly drubbed Walter Mondale.

“If you really wanted Vice President Harris to accept your invitation, I guess you should have told her the funds were going to bail out the looters and rioters in Minneapolis and she would’ve been here guaranteed,” Trump mocked Harris and Gov. Tim Walz (D).

Trump made fun of President Joe Biden, second gentleman Doug Emhoff, and Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D), among others.

Below are 17 of Trump’s greatest jokes from the evening:

Self-Deprecating:

Joe Biden:

Kamala Harris:







Chuck Schumer:

Doug Emhoff:

Tim Walz:


Gretchen Whitmer:

Eric Adams:



http://www.breitbart.com/2024-election/2024/10/17/trump-gets-laughs-al-smith-dinner-roasting-harris-biden-media-elite/


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