"...doesn't Brianna Chickenfry sound a bit like the Toadsuck homecoming queen?
Nah, the reigning Toad Suck homecoming queen, Stacey "Pig Roast" Abrams, wouldn't allow it, don'tcha know!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence