There is no understanding wimmenz!
...yesterday me and mz ribit had a fight. No fisticuffs or anything. Maybe a little more violent than Mike Tyson recent adventure but still no violence. Maybe a little name calling but I can usually ignore that. Mz ribit never calls me names directly, but she did say a couple of nasty things about my mother.
...anyway somehow or another I remember being mad but I don't remember what I was mad about. While we wuz having dinner this evening I looked across the table at her and said, "I can't remember what you did yesterday that made me so mad, but I forgive you.
...da woman don't appreciate my magnamity.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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