Please send me an e-mail to bccpatx@gmail.com. I've had your e-mail address in my old e-mail account for centuries now, but it cratered and I lost your address in the process. Don't worry ... the IT Dept. down at the NTC ...
... will apply the appropriate technological prophylactics to make sure no one uses your e-mail address to hack into the Royal Porn Collection.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence