http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/12/08/we-dont-believe-you-bidens-nsc-reports-that-he-is-monitoring-the-situation-in-syria-n2404840
For the past four years, and especially the past four months, Americans have had a pretty important question on their minds: 'Who, exactly, is running the country right now?' Because it sure as heck isn't the walking zombie with the word POTUS written on his business cards.
While Biden has been wandering the Brazilian rainforests and storming the beach at ... Rehoboth, Delaware, many have speculated that his former boss Barack Obama is truly the one in charge while others have guessed his elder abusing wife Jill is the one calling the shots. A few have suggested Kamala Harris, but that notion is even more laughable than Biden being the Commander-in-Chief.
Since the election on November 5, however, one thing has become clear. Forget January 20. For all intents and purposes, Donald Trump is effectively the President right now. This was evident yesterday in France as world leaders flocked to Trump as he attended the re-opening of Notre Dame Cathedral (an event alleged President Biden didn't even bother attending).
It was even more obvious last night as potentially world-shaking events were unfolding in the Middle East with the fall of the Syrian government. Shortly after 11 PM on the East Coast, Sean Savitt, Jake Sullivan underling and spokesman for Biden's National Security Council, attempted to reassure everyone that Biden was on the situation and 'monitoring events.'
Sean Savett (@NSC_Spox) ~ President Biden and his team are closely monitoring the extraordinary events in Syria and staying in constant touch with regional partners.
10:11 PM · Dec 7, 2024
Joe Biden. Awake at 11 PM. LOL.
Sorry, Sean. Not a single person was buying that.
We're not even sure why Savitt bothered sending his tweet. Probably on orders from Sullivan, who has long since stopped caring that no one believes anything he says.
Sunny (@sunnyright) ~ Not a single human believes Joe Biden is awake.
NeoUnrealist (@NeoUnrealist) ~
Jake Schneider (@jacobkschneider) ~ Biden has been asleep for at least four hours.
Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) ~ President Biden is drooling on his pillow and pooping in his diaper.
Given the amount of medications they must administer to him every night, it is very unlikely that anyone could have woken him up even if they wanted to.
By his administration's own admission, Biden is barely functional outside of the hours of 10 AM to 4 PM.
Fweedom (@Fweedom5) ~ Yeah right! Joe’s only awake from 10am-4pm. Remember?
Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) ~ {Replying to @NSC_Spox} No he's not. Stop insulting us.
WesfromFranklin (@WesfromF) ~
Oh, I've Lettered, Trust Me (@6YrLetterman) ~ {Replying to @NSC_Spox} Riiiiiight ...
Even if Biden was awake, someone would have had to explain Syria to him with crayons and picture books.
TWEETO BANDITO (@DjptrsnMana) ~ Nobody believes that incompetent senile prick even knows what’s going on.
We're old enough to remember when Karine Jean-Pierre used to lie to America that 'she couldn't even keep up with Biden' and when Joe Scarborough said that the current Biden is 'the best version of him' (that's a scary thought).
If this didn't sell back then, did they honestly think anyone would believe it now?
ghandiz (@StevieGhandiz) ~ Jake Sullivan's court jester.
Why does every Biden administration lackey look like they've barely graduated high school?
Rae A (@xrae) ~ {Replying to @NSC_Spox} That's fake news and you know it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Good lord. You have 40-some days left. Be honest for one effing time.
They will not be honest in their remaining days. They do not know how. Plus, any truths they tell now will be an admission of all of the lies they've told for the past four years.
The actual situation in Syria is very complicated and likely will have a bad outcome, judging by 90 percent of all the other news that comes out of the region. We're not sure how it will end up, but we are certain of two things.
First, there is zero chance that Joe Biden was awake and 'monitoring' anything last night.
Secondly, it's time to end the charade. We might as well inaugurate Donald Trump right now. The rest of the world already recognizes that he is the de facto President of the United States.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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