ribit claims ~ "The fact that No Drones have been sighted over Toadsuck is proof conclusive that our enemies are using the more advanced and deadly 'Stealth Drone.'"
Sorry, yer majesty, but ...
The REAL reason there ain't no drones flyin' over Toad Suck is 'cuz you like to lay out on da royal grounds in nuthin' but a thong. That sight is not only horrifically damaging to human retinas, but it also destroys the circuitry in drones, as well.