...Reminds me of a story:
A young Indian Brave asked his father, "Father, how did you select the names for your children?"
The old chief replies, "On the morning your older brother was born the first thing I saw when I stepped out of my teepee in the morning was an eagle soaring over the mountain, so I named your brother soaring eagle."
"On the day your older sister was born the first thing I saw when I stepped out of my teepee was a deer running thru the forest, so I named your sister Running Deer".
"Tell me why you ask these things Two Dogs Fuckin"!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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