Former President Bill Clinton Hospitalized For a Fever: X Speculates On the Possible Cause
http://twitchy.com/eric-v/2024/12/24/clinton-hospitalized-n2405646
Former President Bill Clinton has been admitted to a Washington DC hospital. In a post on X, Clinton's Deputy Chief of Staff Angel Ureña said Clinton was being admitted for observation and testing after developing a fever.
Angel Ureña (@angelurena) ~ President Clinton was admitted to MedStar Georgetown University Hospital this afternoon for testing and observation after developing a fever. He remains in good spirits and deeply appreciates the excellent care he is receiving.
Last edited 4:45 PM · Dec 23, 2024
Clinton, 78, has had his share of health problems since leaving the White House, having quadruple coronary artery bypass surgery in 2004 and an angioplasty with 2 stents placed in 2010.
In 2021, he spent 6 days in the hospital for an infection in his bloodstream.
The cause of the fever has not been released.
New York Post (@nypost) ~ Former President Bill Clinton hospitalized with fever
http://trib.al/uOtxkSD
With no official diagnosis being released publicly, X users have been speculating about possible causes of Clinton's fever.
(((Aaron Walker))) (@AaronWorthing) ~ Is it advanced syphilis?
We're not saying it's not possible; it is Bill Clinton, after all. But, syphilis can be treated on an outpatient basis and wouldn't require hospitalization.
Althea595 (@tab24759) ~ I wonder if Hillary pushed him down the stairs?
Again, probably not. A fall down the stairs wouldn't necessarily present with a fever. Besides, if it were Hilary, we'd expect her to be far more creative than that.
AND Hitlery would be far more certain with a finishing coup de grâce.
I'm sure Billy Jeff is in good hands ... with a nursing staff that will see to his every need.
Gringo Suave (@GringoSuave84) ~ You think that’s bad ... wait 'til you see his nurse. 😎
Now, this is much more creative. Bill might be in trouble if this nurse walks in and the security detail takes a bathroom break.
Hmmm ... on second thought, maybe clo-baby should grab her knee-pads (the Italian leather ones embossed with the #42 presidential seal) and get over to that Georgetown hospital, as fast as she can. Billy Jeff will need lots of special servicing.
Marc Cocteaustan (@Igor_Cocteau) ~ Bill didn't fever himself.
StartYourOwnLeague (@whisty111) ~ Since when does a "fever" get you a hospital bed? He clearly isn't on Obamacare.
Former Presidents keep their taxpayer-funded Cadillac insurance plans for life. So no, he is not on ObamaCare. Not even Obama is on ObamaCare.
It's all a ruse so clo has the opportunity to "nurse him back to health," don'tcha know.
Alec Lace (@AlecLace) ~ 🚨 BREAKING: Disgraced former President Bill Clinton has been hospitalized after coming down with a fever.
I hope he gets well soon. We need him alive when Kash Patel drops the Epstein List.
Bill was admitted for observation; at this point, there is nothing to suggest his condition is life-threatening.
Scotch n’ cigars on the beach (@pretzelfarmer) ~ Carter will outlast them all.
That might be true. Jimmy Carter may be the Keith Richards of US Presidents.
Whatever the cause of the fever, we wish the former president a speedy recovery and hope he is getting the treatment he needs.
Do you think they've tried more cowbell?
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