Oh, did ya not hear about the super secret Big 10 meeting, yer majesty? The Big 10 Conference decided to take yer royal advice, so they spent all day, today, feeding grits to the Quackers, Buckwheats, and Nittany Kitties. There was even some talk about trying to figure out a way to give grits to their players intravenously.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence