Shhh ... don't tell the Canadians, but we're never gonna give 'em statehood ... we're simply gonna effectively turn 'em into a vassal state.
As for the Panama Canal, we built it, but we don't need to repossess it. We'll simply have the Panamanians charge five times the going rate for all ships going through that are flagged/registered or carrying goods for Communist China, North Korea, Russia, and/or Iran and pass that extra on to us.
Finally, with regard to the timing of any swap of Puerto Rico to Denmark in exchange for Greenland, have some patience, Whackjob ... with apologies to Rep. Hank Johnson (GA-D) for potentially freaking him out over his concern for "island tipping" ... we cannot make that exchange until we have physically transported all registered Democrats currently present in the 50 states to Puerto Rico. THEN, we can turn Puerto Rico over to Denmark.
Don't get your panties all in a twist about things you don't have the intelligence to comprehend, lil' tyke ... it's all gonna work out and be fine ... the rational, responsible adults are back in charge starting January 20, 2025.
Cheers!
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