Scottie Scheffler will miss start of PGA Tour season after puncturing hand during Christmas dinner
World No. 1 golfer Scottie Scheffler has withdrawn from the PGA Tour’s 2025 season-opening tournament after he punctured his hand while preparing Christmas dinner.
Yes, that actually happened.
Scheffler suffered a puncture wound to the palm of his right hand from broken glass while he was at home in Dallas, Texas celebrating the holiday with his family.
His manager, Blake Smith, said Friday that small glass fragments remained in the palm, necessitating surgery to prevent further complications.
“On Christmas Day while preparing dinner, Scottie sustained a puncture wound to the palm of his right hand from a broken glass,” Smith said, according to multiple reports. “Small glass fragments remained in the palm which required surgery.”
http://nypost.com/2024/12/27/sports/scottie-scheffler-to-miss-start-of-season-after-puncturing-his-hand/
...highly placed inside sources who wish to remain anonymous say that there was a momentary power failure, the lights went out, Scotty reached for the last turkey leg and got stuck in the hand by five forks.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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