http://twitchy.com/samj/2025/01/09/crowley-proving-lesbians-get-it-done-pride-headline-wtf-lol-n2406367
When we first saw this screenshot from PRIDE celebrating Los Angeles's first LGBTQFHIJKLMNOP fire chief claiming lesbians 'get it done,' we thought someone was being funny. Surely, not even PRIDE would be this tone-deaf and stupid.
LGBTQM.O.U.S.E.
And yet ... they are.
Forget that it's bizarre to care who a fire chief has sex with, but to claim what we're seeing in L.A. proves lesbians get things done while the fire is 0% contained is quite honestly hilarious.
Maybe that's what they were going for.
Then again, probably not ... as we all know none of them have any sense of humor. That being said, X found it to be as funny as we did.
Take a look:
Nick Freitas (@NickJFreitas) ~ Clearly this wild fire is homophobic.
And Crowley is DEFEATING HOMOPHOBIA.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh man.
Itchy Wombat (@itchywombat9) ~ I know there's a "flaming homosexual" joke in there somewhere.
The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) ~ I've got nothin'. What ... are they saying if she was straight the fire would be less than 0% contained? LOL!
Right? If she was straight, the fire would be worse? Maybe?
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence