http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/01/10/tim-walz-supports-david-hogg-for-dnc-vice-chair-n2406427
There's brain dead ... and then, there's brain dead.
We've got major problems happening in America right now, most of them due to failed Democrat 'leadership,' so we appreciate that Tampon Tim Walz -- best known for letting Minneapolis burn, his horribly ignorant football takes, and a humiliatingly failed run for Vice President -- came out today to give everyone on Twitter a huge laugh.
He possibly didn't expect everyone to be laughing at his expense, but that's on-brand for the man who told everyone he was an avid hunter despite not knowing how to load a shotgun.
This morning, Walz came out with a full-throated endorsement for the next DNC vice chair, and as conservatives, we completely support his pick for the job.
Check it out:
Tim Walz (@Tim_Walz) _ David Hogg represents exactly the kind of bold, dynamic, and courageous leadership our party needs right now. He has a unique ability to connect with the American people and to speak to the strengths of our party.
I couldn’t be happier to support him for DNC Vice Chair.
Gerta Thunderpants will be thrilled to hear this! Her love interest would finally have a paying job.
Ha.
Hahaha.
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
And yes, Walz is serious. Hogg even thanked the terrible Minnesota governor for his support.
David Hogg (@davidhogg111) ~ Good morning! Honored to have your support @Tim_Walz let's win this thing
Could Republicans possibly be this lucky that this will actually happen? We can only hope and dream.
Yes ... YES ... I, too, support David Hogg for DNC Vice Chair!
As Twitchy readers know, this is not the first we've heard about Hogg seeking a leadership position in the Democrat Party. Back in November, the Gen Z gun grabber and 'influencer' announced that he was considering a run for the job.
But we didn't pay it too much mind since it was far too ridiculous to be taken seriously. Now, with Walz's endorsement, it looks like Hogg may have a chance.
And all we can say about that is, 'Please-please-please-please-please-PLEASE!'
Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) ~ I wholeheartedly agree. Hogg is the future of the Democratic party.
Yes. He is. And that is as much of an indictment of the state of the Democrats as any of their DEI hires are.
Snarknado (@ZannSuz) ~ Hahahahahahaha! We all expected your party to double, triple & even quadruple down on the reasons why you lost 2024. But, this is spectacular dick stomping! Didn’t think you had it in ya, to be honest.
Look, far be it from us to interrupt our political enemies when they are making galactically stupid mistakes, but being a party vice chair is an actual, you know, JOB.
Something Hogg has never had in his life. His most infamously failed attempt at one was his pillow company, which lasted all of three weeks before being laughed out of existence.
But by all means, Democrats, give Hogg the nod.
Cincy Browncoat - You can't take the sky from me (@cincy_browncoat) ~ Please do this ... the entire Conservative movement begs you to make @davidhogg111 the face of the DNC.
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) ~ No testosterone in this picture.
Is it possible to have NEGATIVE levels of testosterone? If so, this picture is it.
Confirmed Miscer (@ManDaveJobGood) ~ Just two relatable and normal heterosexual white men.
HAHAHAHA ... sure, they are. And Hunter Biden is clean and sober.
GretchenInOK (@GretchenInOK) ~ GIRLY “MEN” Unite!
We know that the 'White Dudes for Harris' will be 100 percent behind Hogg's candidacy.
Ben Dempsey ( @BenDempsey18 ) ~ Interesting endorsement choice ...
Whoops. That statement can't have gone over well with Hogg, who is only famous because he stepped all over the bodies of his slain classmates to become a political activist and get into Harvard.
Gregg Keller (@RGreggKeller) ~ Smart Democrats: “We’re bleeding Black and Hispanic men, two crucial constituencies for our Party. We need new leadership who can talk to and win back those men or we face political Armageddon.”
@Tim_Walz: “Best we can do is David Hogg.”
"Smart Democrats"? A dying breed, that's for sure.
cobra (@cobracommandr15) ~ Democrats have a masculinity problem.
Shhhhh. Don't tell them.
Or do tell them. It doesn't seem to matter, since they clearly aren't listening to the American people.
Dave Gordon (@D_Gordzo) ~ Narrator: They never did learn.
Nope. They didn't learn a thing.
And that makes us very happy.
Therefore, please consider this as Twitchy's official agreement with Tim Walz and we would like to add our endorsement of David Hogg as the next DNC Vice Chair.
Because maps of America look beautiful in red.
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