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Re: 80 year old jokes

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Mon, 13 Jan 25 7:53 PM | 11 view(s)
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My father lived to his mid-90's. His mother was 100.
His sister is still living at 98 in Big D with her daughter and family.

I'm still a spring well used chicken.... Miz micro has tried to BBQ me several times and I had to put the flames out once.. Laughing

My grandmothers sister was 104 when she passed.

Mom died in her late 80's due to diabetes. Iffen she had lost the weight when she was advised she could have beaten this. But mom liked to eat and they both loved sweets.

So do I but miz micro has keener eyes than an Eagle. And her sense of smell rivals that of canines.

I only get things by her when she isn't home or I am on the road.

Doc wants me down to less weight than I played football at . Don't know that is gonna happen but i'll try. I am right at 200 pounds now and I feel pretty good about it.

I was 170 when we married. Skinny as a rail. I played mens class A softball at 175 for about a decade. But I was running all over the place in the outfield and at practices. But that was then and decades ago.

I could by genetics easily surpass 80 if my heart holds up. Dad was 94. And he had a really bad heart and needed a pacemaker to keep it pumping.





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Re: 80 year old jokes
By: ribit
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Mon, 13 Jan 25 8:42 AM
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...enjoy these, my next series of jokes will be about hundred year old folks and frankly I don't think any of ya are gonna make it.


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