Time Magazine Endorses Forest Bathing and Communal Crying for Emotional Dems on Inauguration Day
http://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/01/17/11-ways-to-avoid-spiraling-on-inauguration-day-n2406865
We swear Democrats should have a ‘fragile’ sticker in stenciled letters stuck to their chests. President-Elect Donald Trump is being sworn in on Monday and the Democrats at Time Magazine have published eleven ways to avoid dealing with reality ... er, we mean spiraling on Inauguration Day.
Start here ...
Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) ~ "11 ways to avoid spiraling on Inauguration Day" includes "forest bathing" and communal crying.
1. Democrats are so weird. 😂😂😂
2. Time Magazine is an absolute joke.
TIME Health (@TIMEHealth) ~ 11 Ways to Avoid Spiraling on Inauguration Day
http://time.com/7207613/trump-inauguration-day-mental-health-activities/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_term=_&linkId=717442615
We have questions. Let’s start with the most obvious: what the heck is ‘forest bathing’ and should Democrats bring pine-scented soap?
Gabrielle Clark (@GabsClark5) ~ What the hell is forest bathing?!
Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) ~[/b] All I know is I already feel bad for the trees.
And us bears ... don't forget about da bears dat will be traumatized!
Sarah Spencer (@spencer_e2553) ~ I’m trying to picture what it might be and it’s not good. 🤣
Just Pray! (@March111992) ~ It’s a Japanese thing called shinrin-yoku. Basically a walk in the woods, no disrobing required.
Thank goodness! Why do they have to come up with ridiculous terms and phrases to describe normal things?
Democrats always think they should be changing the lexicon to support their fantasies - it's a psychosis called delusional narcissism.
Yes, the Time Magazine article is real. But, the editors did have to make a change to it. Keep reading to find out.
Auri Everlost (@AuriEverlost) ~ That’s real?? I know somewhere in my heart I’m supposed to feel for these people and this insanity, but I just can’t help laughing at this!
Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) ~ Yes, it’s sadly real.
Emergent Perspective (@_emergent_) ~ They were getting railed so badly, they changed the title of the article. 🤣
Heh heh heh heh heh ... libtards are so ridiculously clueless.
Now, that’s too funny!
Of course, this article proves Democrats want to continue infantilizing their voters. This goes a long way towards explaining why so many of them act like children. Communal crying, seriously?
Well, zzshart probably cries all the time at his cuddle-buddy parties ... especially when they run out of lube.
Jeff Flinn (@JeffFlinn_) ~ It's very intentional. Time Magazine is legitimizing the "trauma" felt by the left. There have been other trauma legitimizing campaigns especially since Nov. 5th. The left uses any setback as an opportunity to consolidate loyalty of their cult members to strengthen their power over them.
Save Our Democracy (@SaveOurDemocr13) ~ So sad. The era of crying rooms, safe spaces, and cuddling to emotional cripples is coming to an end. What will they do? How will they survive? Is there no justice for those who are emotionally needier than everyone else?
Au contraire ... the time for pseudo-psychological mechanisms to treat emotional cripples (i.e., libtards like the Pffffarters) is just getting started.
To its credit the article does recommend things like volunteering, exercising, catching performances, and other calming activities. But, these are things one should already be doing to maintain good mental health. It’s not even Monday yet and we just saw some naked Democrats run into the forest. Probably late for their communal crying session. Tears will help prevent wildfires, so it’s not all bad.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence