Oh, you ain't heard? Tampon Timmy has a new gig. He's at the University of Georgia, as we speak, where they are teachin' him how to drool more, roll over, and play dead. He should be ready to be yer new mascot by the time the 2025 football season starts.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence