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A revolutionary new way to lose weight ... it's the "Orange Man Diet"! 

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This writer sat at her laptop for a good five minutes trying to think of an opening paragraph for this story. You know, dear readers, that she writes a lot of stuff for Twitchy and this is the first time she was stuck thinking of an opening paragraph.

Why?

Because this may be the most incredible self-own she's ever seen.

It's incredible.

Olivia Julianna (@0liviajulianna) ~ I’m actually down 50 pounds because I can’t afford to eat in Trump’s economy. Sad
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Bad Hombre (@joma_gc) ~ Democrat activist Olivia Julianna is threatening to go on a hunger strike until USAID is restored.
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Trump has only been POTUS for two weeks.

Yeah ... about 16 days. So, if we do the math that Olivia obviously does not have the intellectual wherewithal to do, that comes to 3.125 pounds per day. EUREKA - Trump is now the cure for obesity! 

Olivia Julianna (@0liviajulianna) ~ I’ve lost 50 pounds since September 1st. Here is a photo of me next to an absurdly tall mountain of cheese puffs which yes I realize is extremely ironic in this context. But when you see a 10 foot tall mountain of cheese puffs how do you not take a picture?
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Uh oh ... Olivia's story just hit a bump in the road ... a bump the size of Mount Everest.

Hmmm ... she has supposedly lost 50 pounds since September 1, 2024, eh? So, Olivia ... who was POTUS on 9/1/24? Yep ... it was Joe Biden. Who was POTUS on election day - 11/5/24? Oh, yeah ... it was still Joe Biden. Who was POTUS until 1/20/25? Oh, gee whiz ... it was still Joe Biden. And one other thing, Olivia ... whose irresponsible policies caused runaway inflation over the past four years? That would be one Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. So, regarding your weight loss claim being due to Donald Trump ... well ... you're either blind drunk (can you get drunk on a warehouse full of Cheetos ... bet you tried, didn't ya?) or you're a very childish liar, dearie. 

Who was president on September 1?

Joe Biden.

Bidenomics, baby!

But seriously. Why would you post this thinking it's a dunk on Trump and not an invitation to get DRAGGED by X users?

Zombie John Gotti (@ZombieJohnGotti) ~ {Replying to @0liviajulianna} 50 pounds in 18 days. That's amazing.

Miraculous.

Yeah, especially since it had only been about 16 days when she posted this fantasy, yesterday. 

Freckled Liberty (@FreckledLiberty) ~ {Replying to @0liviajulianna} No one believes this. LMAO!

OUCH, Freckled Liberty! 

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Frieza, Most Powerful Being In the Universe (@haz_beard) ~ {Replying to @0liviajulianna} We can see you are worried about your health and EGGS since your obesity may have dried up yours. And don't worry, any weight-loss doesn't show on you at all.
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Oof.

She opened that door and X users walked right through.

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Yeah, I gotta agree with Frieza ... your weight-loss isn't showing on you at all, Olivia. You're hiding it very well. 

Donald John Herbert (@FfPew) ~ {Replying to @0liviajulianna} “At your size you should be losing 50 pounds a month.” ~ -Dr. Now (probably)
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Ouch.

Tim Sharp (@realtimsharp) ~ {Replying to @0liviajulianna} If you have lost 50 lbs. due to Trump's economy, I suggest you get immediate medical attention. You can’t starve off 3 lbs. a day. You have other issues. Either that or what you just said is untrue.

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We're guessing it's the latter.

But some users did some digging and guess what they found?

@MikeBeach (@mike123qwe) ~ {Replying to @0liviajulianna} When did Ozempic start to get spelled T R U M P? 😂😂
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And this right here is why she's getting DRAGGED for this. She wrote a Substack about using Ozempic (fine -- once again, losing weight is a good thing) and now blames the Trump economy for it.

Lame.

Lilith Lee (@LilithLeeTX) ~ The comments in this post! 🤣🤣 She blames Trump's economy, but is apparently on Ozempic. 🤔

AmooAmy (@Amyisthebomb) ~ {Replying to @0liviajulianna} I don’t know if you’re being silly or what, but it’s good that you lost 50 lbs. You should keep going until you reach a healthy weight. You’ll be happier and life will be much more enjoyable. No shade. You don’t have to agree with me politically for me to give you props.

She's not being silly, she's being partisan.

AND, the claim of 50 lbs. is extremely suspect. Also, she's a bitter leftist ... not sure losing 150 pounds would even stand a chance of making her happier. 

LINDA YOUNG (@spice229) ~ She can afford Ozempic. Make that make sense!

Ozempic isn't cheap.

Her Ozempic is probably being paid for by The United States Agency for International Development (USAID). 

Golden Advice (@RichardStiller4) ~ President Trump is Making America Great Again ... even for the haters and losers. 😂

We see what you did there.




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